I just got back from the gym here at my office a few minutes ago. Allow me to recount this vignette.

I finish my workout and hit the showers. As I’m drying off at my locker I realize I had left my deodorant in my Aikido bag from the clinic this weekend. No problem, I think to myself. They’ve got aerosols of deodorant by the sinks. So I wander over there and grab a can and apply said deodorant. As I’m finishing I notice that it doesn’t smell quite right… I look at the can: AquaNet.

I did my best to remove as much as I could but alas, my underarms were already done up with aplomb.

(Thanks to Paul for the title idea.)